Mystyrio Storm

Warehouse Request Phone Line

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"Hello, thank you for calling The Warehouse where 'no job is too dumb'.

If you would like to make a purchase, please press 1.

If you want to make a service request, please press 2.

If there is a zombie infestation in your area, please press 3.

If some kind of foreign invader, terrestrial or otherwise, is attacking your home, please press 4.

If you are a telemarketer trying to make a sale, please press 5.

If you would like to request a battle with one of our employees, please press 6.

If you want to enter an event with one of our employees, please press 7.

If you want to speak with a live person, please press 8

If none of these options apply to you, please press 9.

To repeat these options, please press 0.

 

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*presses the 6 button*

 

"Hello, yes, I am interested in conducting combat with some of your employees. Three, preferably. I have a trio of would-be pilots who are in need of training, and I believe some hands-on practice is the best solution to their inexperience. I am not particular about every stipulation, but I will suggest that their Levels be placed at 1 and the Ranks of their Units either placed at 3 or 5. Remember that what I am requesting is to be non-fatal for both parties; death defeats the purpose of training, after all."

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We would be happy to fulfill your request. Your stipulations have been noted and will be followed in the match you are requesting, however we would like to know where this battle would be taking place so as to properly input stipulations.

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"A locale? Well, I am always hoping to provide them with some change of scenery to keep them on their toes, so perhaps a Forest Skirmish is in order. I forgot to mention, earlier, but I will also leave optional equipment restrictions up to you and what you would prefer for this event."

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"Do you find these stipulations acceptable?

 

Units: Rank 3 and lower x3

Pilots: Level 1

Items: Rank 1

Terrain Map: Forest Skirmish

 

If so, I can make the necessary arrangements to get them under way."

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We apologize for the delayed response. Various... problems have caused our phone system to become inoperable for some time. Yes, we find these stipulations acceptable. You may make arrangements at your leisure.

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